Neutral Dan!

"A collection of things from an aspiring humorist of things that I like but for the most part I had nothing to do with."

sirmitchell:

justinishmael:

I had Jason Edmiston answer my question as to “What did the hunting photo look like in Planet of the Apes?” 

I think he nailed it!

Going to see RISE OF THE APES in a few hours. So excited!

My favorite Jason Edmiston piece. 

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

—Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via poetrea)

(Source: durianseeds, via sownny)

strawberrystardust:

clear-as:

rowdy-redhead:

ratherdielaughing:

Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.

Goodness.

my cat does this all the time! If only i could capture it in time

(Source: toptumbles, via nykkylodeon)