Neutral Dan!

"A collection of things from an aspiring humorist of things that I like but for the most part I had nothing to do with."



I had Jason Edmiston answer my question as to “What did the hunting photo look like in Planet of the Apes?” 

I think he nailed it!

Going to see RISE OF THE APES in a few hours. So excited!

My favorite Jason Edmiston piece. 

It is a lonely feeling when someone you care about becomes a stranger.

—Lemony Snicket, When Did You See Her Last? (via poetrea)

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Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”

Always reblog Polite Cat.


my cat does this all the time! If only i could capture it in time

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